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Happy Birthday! Isn’t it? Wait, let me just confirm it on Facebook.

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In bed, it’s 6PM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At work it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. – Sophia Loren

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