In bed, it’s 6PM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At work it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.

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In bed, it’s 6PM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At work it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.

-- Anonymous

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