Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

-- Anonymous

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though it were his own.

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Take a breath and gaze up at the stars. See the two brightest stars? Those are my eyes twinkling back at you.

-- Vijayaraj

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