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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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I’m addicted to placebos.
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