Dear God, My prayer for the coming New Year is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did this year.

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Dear God, My prayer for the coming New Year is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t mix these up like you did this year.

-- Anonymous

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