I love life as your wife.

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I love life as your wife.

-- Anonymous

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You’re my happy place

-- Anonymous

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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. –

-- Gautama Buddha

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Be yourself, but always your better self.

-- Anonymous

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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.

-- Demetri Martin

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I just recently joined Twitter. It’s very positive – I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see ‘Oh, I love you! I love the show!’ and it’s great. I’m trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on ‘Royal Pains.’

-- Mark Feuerstein

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