Happy Valentine’s Day to one of my favorites. If I made phone calls, you’d definitely be on speed dial.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to one of my favorites. If I made phone calls, you’d definitely be on speed dial.

-- Anonymous

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Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

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There’s this boy who stole my heart he calls me Mom

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Will you be my Valentine? I love you, husband! Not just this day, but every day of the year I love you more than the last. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.

-- David A. Bednar

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

-- Dennis Miller

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