I know you’re jealous. I’d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

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I know you’re jealous. I’d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

-- Anonymous

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I love you… I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life.

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Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.

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Life happens, coffee helps.

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Heels will allow you to see far.

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