The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

Quotern

The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

-- Anonymous

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When I asked you to marry me it was because I was quite sure that by your side I could be very happy and that we would form a very beautiful home. I thank you because you are a good wife and you always worry about the welfare of our children.

-- Anonymous

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~ Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes

-- Anonymous

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Sweeter than chocolates, Sweeter than wind, Sweeter than just about everything, You are my Valentine, Happy I Love You Day.

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It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, ‘God bless us, every one!'

-- Charles Dickens

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