Fries before guys…and pretty much everything else.

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Fries before guys…and pretty much everything else.

-- Anonymous

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

-- Kurt Vonnegut

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make you laugh 20 years from now; that’s not going to go away.

-- Vir Das

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I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend

-- Anonymous

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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes…

-- Vijayaraj

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Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

-- E.C. McKenzie

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