If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

-- Anonymous

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154. More smiling, less worrying. More compassion, less judgment. Moreblessed, less stressed. More love, less hate.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

-- Groucho Marx

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124. I see everyone’s smiling but I feel sad whenever I find out that theydon’t really mean it.

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My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.

-- Ayshu

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

-- Ayshu

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