On this special day relax and put your feet up. Thank you darling for your patience and encouragement strength, generosity and above all your immortal words of wisdom because I said so, that’s why. Happy Mother’s Day.

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On this special day relax and put your feet up. Thank you darling for your patience and encouragement strength, generosity and above all your immortal words of wisdom because I said so, that’s why. Happy Mother’s Day.

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