If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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I want to change my name on Facebook to Nobody, so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say Nobody likes this.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.

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No matter how much time I spend with you, I can never ever get enough of you. Your love is forever mine and I need you everyday.

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