If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

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If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!

-- Anonymous

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Facebook needs three buttons, Like, Dislike and Stop being stupid.

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You are forever and always the hero of my heart, the love of my life.

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I may look like a potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then.

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