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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…
-- Anonymous
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The secret of success in life is known only to those who have not succeeded.
-- Anonymous
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I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
-- Anonymous
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
-- Chris Rock
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My Granddad was very protective of his family, and always wanted the best for us.            –
-- Naomi Dowdy
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