I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

-- Anonymous

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I don’t care how much time passes between visits, I always feel like we were just together. I love being your Cousin! Happy Birthday!

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Success is not always a sure sign of merit, but it is a first-rate way to succeed. – Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw)

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