If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

-- Anonymous

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I want to change my name on Facebook to Nobody, so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say Nobody likes this.

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I am permanently in love with you, always and forever.

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No matter how much time I spend with you, I can never ever get enough of you. Your love is forever mine and I need you everyday.

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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

-- Anonymous

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It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.

-- Anonymous

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