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All my life I thought air was free……until I bought a bag of chips.

-- Anonymous

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When I’m not working… I’m an actor! I’m auditioning! I like to hang out, have fun, drink, club, meet boys, look for boyfriends, play MASH, the usual.

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Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Matt Groening

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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