An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

-- Anonymous

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Hear how the birds, on every blooming spray, With joyous music wake the dawning day.

-- Alexander Pope

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I love the song ‘I Hope You Dance’ by Lee Ann Womack. I was going to write that song, but someone beat me to it.

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No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

-- Lewis Carroll

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The fish who keeps on swimming is the first to chill upstream.

-- Nick Hexum

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I intend to keep writing Christmas songs. There’s still a lot more about Christmas that can be captured and feel like old-time Christmas. A lot of the traditions haven’t been explained in song.

-- Clint Black

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