The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Quotern

The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

-- Groucho Marx

Copy Detail

Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, You only see what I choose to show you.

-- Ayshu

Copy Detail

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive little late by ten minutes everyone loses their minds.

-- Vijayaraj

Copy Detail

Mommy, do you know what the Italian Renaissance is? It’s naked people.

-- Simon, age 8

Copy Detail

No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you.

-- Vijayaraj

Copy Detail