If god wanted me to cook, why did he invent restaurants??

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If god wanted me to cook, why did he invent restaurants??

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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. – Harry S. Truman

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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I spent the day searching the internet for the perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday!

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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