My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.

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My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.

-- Ayshu

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98. She believed She could so She did.

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Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation.

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When you finally LET GO of the past something better comes along.

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There is no value in life except what you choose to place upon it and no happiness in any place except what you bring to it yourself. – Henry David Thoreau

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112. My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed!

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