Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

-- Anonymous

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Mom, I love you!If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.Happy Mother’s Day.

-- Anonymous

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Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, a nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.

-- Anonymous

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I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if whatever it was the pine boughs and the candles and the silver and gilt-ribboned presents and the birch-log fires and the Christmas turkey and the carols at the piano promised never came to pass.

-- Sylvia Plath

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The only real blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

-- Helen Keller

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