Love me and never leave me, for that will break my heart, we are perfect together. Lying in your loving arms is heaven on earth.

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Love me and never leave me, for that will break my heart, we are perfect together. Lying in your loving arms is heaven on earth.

-- Anonymous

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To my forever Valentine: I love you more than the moon and stars, I wish the best for you in everything you do and I push as hard as possible to make your content. Happy Valentines Day!

-- Anonymous

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

-- Phyllis Diller

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Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that’s all, he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen’s parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.

-- Anonymous

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Valentine’s Day is definitely one of those days where it’s either awesome or it’s a downer.

-- Anonymous

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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

-- Dave Barry

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