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Trying to complete a task before the microwave hits 00:00.

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69. Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.

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-- Ayshu

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I applied for a job today and they ask for three references. I wrote, a dictionary, a Thesaurus, and a map.

-- Vijayaraj

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There’s an idea that London is a planet on its own: that it’s starting to diverge from the rest of the solar system. We need to combat that.

-- Boris Johnson

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