You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

-- Anonymous

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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

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Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.

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-- Ayshu

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

-- Vijayaraj

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