Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make you laugh 20 years from now; that’s not going to go away.

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

-- Chris Rock

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If you marry one woman, she will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you. Think different ? LOL

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