Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -Steven Wright

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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -Steven Wright

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Mine is only one of the millions of hearts broken over the death of Whitney Houston, I will always be grateful and in awe of the wonderful performance she did on my song, and I can truly say from the bottom of my heart, ‘Whitney, I will always love you. You will be missed.’

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Don't interupt me when I'm listening to my music.

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The reason I play music is to touch people – for selfish reasons, as well. It feels good to make someone else feel something, whether it’s a kiss, a painting, good idea or it’s a song.

-- Dave Matthews

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