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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

-- Ayshu

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Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life.

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me, I knew he wasn’t a professional; the knife had butter on it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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161. Enjoy your life and put a smile on your face, no matter how hard it may seem.

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You can’t rush something you want to last forever.

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Whoever is happy will make others happy too.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

-- Steven Wright

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Promising too much can be as cruel as caring too little. –

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

-- W. C. Fields

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