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A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

-- Dennis Miller

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You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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I meant to behave but there were too many other options.

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I wish I could fit a memory card into my brain for exams.

-- Ayshu

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

-- Albert Einstein

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Happiness is… my time.

-- Ayshu

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

-- Henry Kissinger

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. – Mark Twain

-- Ayshu

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom

-- Ayshu

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Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community. –

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