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I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
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Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair.
-- Celia Rivenbark
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If you want to learn to swim, jump into the water. On dry land, no frame of mind is ever going to help you.
-- Bruce Lee
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The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again…
-- Anonymous
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Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it away from you.
-- Unknown
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